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Man with ballistic panels sewn into undergarments attempts to use torch to cut into ATM

Photo - Mark Fischer (via KPTV)A man accused of using a cutting torch on a Portland ATM was wearing armored underwear when he was arrested.

KPTV reports an officer responded to the ATM early Sunday and confronted him in a parking lot.

Police say he sprayed pepper spray and ran before he was chased down.

The 32-year-old man was wearing two ballistic vests and had ballistic panels sewn into undergarments covering his arms, legs, back and crotch.

He was armed with a knife and had a stun gun and acetylene torch in a backpack. Mark Fischer was booked into the Multnomah County Jail on multiple charges including being a felon in possession of body armor.

http://gazette.com/portland-atm-theft-suspect-wearing-armored-underwear/article/1515842

Mark, my advice when you get out of prison is to sell ballistic undergarments. Seriously, I think you’d do quite well with that as a legit business. That would be a great way to turn your life in a good direction.

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This entry was posted on March 7, 2014 by in Crime, Strange.
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